Ultimate Payback
October 31, 2008
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. – Shawn Turschak of Chapel Hill was tired of someone stealing McCain-Palin campaign signs from his yard. Turschak, with a degree in electrical engineering, hooked up a third sign to a power source for an electric pet fence Monday and also put up a surveillance camera. I think you can guess where this is going… gives new meaning to the phrase “caught red-handed” I suppose.
That’s What You Get For Using Your Cellphone in the Pooper
October 29, 2008
I’m no stranger to bathroom humor, so I have to share the following story with you. While taking my usual bathroom break yesterday morning I noticed that someone in one of the stalls was talking quite loudly on his cellular phone-I couldn’t concentrate and he wasn’t close to ending his call. Frustrating isn’t it? I mean, talking on a cellular phone in a restaurant is one thing, but in the bathroom?! C’mon now.
So, I did what any other American would do in a situation like this. I assumed that the person on the other end of the conversation had no idea this guy was in the pooper. I felt it was my duty to let them know just what was going on. So… I flushed the toilet in the stall directly next to his and ran walked out quickly.
I’m Not Trying to Be Mean, But…
October 22, 2008
A few weeks ago I was at a gas station and witnessed something very odd. A woman on a motorcycle with a furry hat that was made to look like… well, like the head of a rat. I’m not trying to be mean, but sometimes I just can’t help myself. Of course I took a picture! Wouldn’t you?
Voter Registration Material Sent to Pet Goldfish
October 21, 2008
CHICAGO – The only “agent of change” Princess ever supported was the person who freshened the water in her fishbowl.
So election officials in Chicago’s northern suburbs want to know why voter registration material was sent to the dead goldfish.
Woman Jailed Over $7.45 Waffle House Bill
October 21, 2008
FREE A/C, TV, BED, BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER–WHO COULD BLAME HER FOR WANTING TO STAY THERE?
FORT PIERCE, Fla. – A woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Fort Pierce Waffle House restaurant.
The total she went to jail over: $7.45.
According to a police report, Maryanne O’Neill, 66, ordered coffee and a sandwich at a Waffle House restaurant on Saturday but refused to pay the bill.
Drive-thru Voting is Here
October 21, 2008
My first thought was that this is pathetic, wondering to myself “What has the world come to?” But this actually makes a lot of sense–except for the amount of gas being wasted while waiting in line. I wonder if they offer free coffee while you wait? Full Story
Overheard at Wal-Mart
October 14, 2008
I was waiting in the checkout lane and the guy in front of me is talking to the employee about cigarettes. In comparing two brands, he described one as “a bad cigarette.” -Aren’t they all bad?
