Overheard at Wal-Mart
October 14, 2008
I was waiting in the checkout lane and the guy in front of me is talking to the employee about cigarettes. In comparing two brands, he described one as “a bad cigarette.” -Aren’t they all bad?
Stories from Wal-Mart
June 12, 2008
Thanks to Jeanie for this one…
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, ‘Hell no they aren’t twins! The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7-years old, Why the hell would you think they’re twins, are you blind, or just stupid?’
‘I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am, replied the Wal-Mart Greeter. ‘I just could not believe someone made love to you twice!’ Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’
